No Signal

Yeah, I got nothing tonight. Honestly, I've had nothing all week. More honestly, I feel like Chelsea and this creative block feels like Paris Saint-Germain (Champions League, obviously. Not the Club World Cup). By the way, amazing job, Liam Rosenior. This has to be a record for how much time it's taken fans to turn on a new head coach and want the previous one back. Well fucking done. 👏🏿

I mean, I did make this new gif to serve as a visual representation of my failure, but that’s about all the creativity I can manage right now. And it took a grand, painstaking total of four to six minutes on Canva.

Maybe this holiday will help. I hope it does. Shout out to the Muslim Ummah. This was really clutch of you.

See you next Friday, I guess.